Static Dreams book excerpt – ‘Comic Death’ by Agyani

The following is an excerpt of the short story: Comic Death by Agyani, which you can find in the anthology Static Dreams Volume One. Inside you’ll find nine dark and twisted stories written by him and other amazing authors. I hope you enjoy this little snippet. Oh, and click any of the links below to buy.


“There’s someone who wants to hear your story, the way you died. He likes to hear stories that are…you know, different… people dying in the most ridiculous manners. I believe he will love to hear yours.”

“Why can’t you tell him?”

“Telling the story will help you get over it. I happened to be passing through the house where you died so I know your story. You’ve never discussed it with anyone, and I understand it must be difficult for you. But unless you talk about it, you won’t be able to deal with it. Besides, he only allows the person himself to narrate the story.”

“Why should I care?”

Tony scratched the hole on his chest. The moonlight fell gracefully on him, and the large bullet wound tried its best to peek from under his shirt. I’d only seen it completely once. It was a most singular wound. He’d killed himself with a shotgun. The hole was so neat it looked like the work of a surgeon. I’d always loved bullet holes, having given a few of them to people myself. But Tony’s topped the lot. I had tried catching a glimpse of it on many occasions but had only seen it in bits.

I didn’t look at the wound for long, though. I knew Tony only ever touched it when he was about to say something uncomfortable. It didn’t happen often – although I’d only known him a month – but when it did, he always said something interesting.

“He’s known for giving people a chance at revenge.”

It became almost impossible to control the rage bursting through my body. My arms shook with seething anger when my killer’s face flashed in my mind. I’d never felt such fury in all my mortal life! It was an offer I just couldn’t refuse.


copyright 2019 | Agyani

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Static Dreams book excerpt – ‘The Guest House’ by Chris Nelson

The following is an excerpt of the short story: The Guest House by Chris Nelson, which you can find in the anthology Static Dreams Volume 2. Inside you’ll find nine dark and twisted stories written by him and other amazing authors. I hope you enjoy this little snippet.


When Duncan turned around and stepped out of the room he found himself on a jetty. He checked behind himself and saw that the jetty was long and jutted out almost precariously over the ocean, its wooden planks weather-worn and tired. With one footstep Duncan had found himself almost at the head of the pier, although, by now, he had given up trying to fix logic and reasoning to the day’s events. It was early morning once more: a warm sun had already burned the clouds from the sky and a prickly heat had begun to creep over the land beneath the sky. Duncan could feel the warmth on the back of his neck and his naked forearms and wondered if this was some kind of sign that his day would indeed begin to make sense.

The grey sea stretched out away from him, its slate surface broken only fleetingly by the current which was dragging it unerringly towards the shore. Leaning forwards, his arms resting on the wooden rail which ran along the top of the fencing which ran alongside most of the jetty, Duncan stared into the water. At first, he saw nothing but the water looking back at him as if it recognized him as a long lost, half-forgotten friend, but, as his eyes began to adjust themselves to the disruptive properties of the water, he started to make out details in the shapes that he could see. The seaweed swayed and parted, its heavy fronds abandoning their weight to the up thrust; fish skittered across his line of vision, darting and diving, and surfacing occasionally to gulp at the warm air; once in a while a gull would appear and dive beneath the surface, but the fish were awake to the danger, and the gulls returned to flight disappointed.

As he continued to stare into the water, his gaze going ever deeper, Duncan became aware of a new shape which seemed to be forming itself in ever more detail. It was a shape that he would never have associated with the sea, and certainly not one that he would have expected to have seen. Below the surface of the water the shape began to reveal its features in ever greater detail. There was no mistaking the identity of the shape that Duncan was seeing now: it was clear. It was the body of a man.

Not for the first time, Duncan found himself paralyzed, unable to move or act, even if he had wanted to or known what to do. He felt as if he were an audience of one, watching a film play out before his eyes, and, at the very moment when the endangered character on the screen was pleading for help, he was unable to give it: he had been drawn in and made part of the action, given the role of potential hero, and then been chained to a rock, inert and ineffectual, destined to merely watch as the world about him crumbled.

Below him the body seemed to float as if suspended somewhere between the surface of the water and the ocean bed. Despite the greyness of the water and the brightness of the sunlight Duncan was seeing it in ever greater detail: black denim jeans, soaked now in the brine, clung tightly to the man’s legs, his feet held firm in expensive looking boots. He was wearing a t-shirt, also black, which bore a picture of a group that Duncan enjoyed listening to, but this was looser and danced across his torso with the underwater currents. His eyes were wide open and staring as if they were fixed upon something in the water that Duncan could not see and, as bubbles of air began to rise from him lips towards the water’s surface, Duncan realized that he knew the man, or at least he recognized him: it was another of the residents in the guest house – Jacob.

At the exact moment in which this realization hit Duncan he became aware of music filling the air around him. He was unsure of exactly where it was coming, but he could have sworn that it was rising from the sea; or more specifically from the body beneath it. The tune swam for moment inside Duncan’s head awakening recollections of where he had heard it before. As it replayed in his mind he became aware of the words that he had heard Chanai singing in her sleep just moments earlier, first hovering over it and then seamlessly joining with it and becoming one. He realized, too, where he had heard the song before: stood, by the side of a quiet road, watching as a car plowed through the figure of a running man.


copyright 2019 | Chris Nelson

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Creating Art

Just for fun, here’s some fun art projects I’ve been working on. No reason other than the act of creation. Hope you enjoy….

When a kid asked me if I can paint a hedgehog, this is what I did. I’ve never drawn, let alone painted, a hedgehog. So be kind. (Her response when I showed her: “where’s the treehouse?” Sigh. There’s just no pleasing some eight-year-olds LOL)

5-minute pencil sketch exercise

Work in Progress – I need to pick this back up again


tara caribou | ©2020
How about you? Are you creating art?

Book Review – And Other Things From This Time by Layne Ambrose

Layne’s blog

The Amazon link

I read this book in e-book format. This is a unsolicited review.


What I Loved:

Dark, raw, gritty, yet still somehow able to create a spot of hope in me. How? Layne puts it all out there, no apologies, just spilling it on the page for us to devour and grind between our teeth. He pulls out the dirty thoughts we have for ourselves, the self-doubt, the hopelessness, and flays it. The reader is forced to face the inner turmoil head-on or get run over.

Nearly everything I’ve read by the author hits me square between the ribs. I’ve often had so many of these very thoughts to the point I’m sometimes wondering if he has the ability to peer into souls. But it is this ability to display those grisly dark thoughts without shame that gives me hope. That he can create something so beautiful, so consistently, from, as he puts it “the darkness within my soul”…. Well, I am touched and I keep coming back for more.

I loved the poem Alive, But Slowly Dying, which read like a song in my mind. “And you can say – That I can take a lot of pain – Shot it into my veins – Don’t ever take my pain away – Your abuse it’s such a noose – It tightens around my neck – The pain gives me what I expect – Feeding my addiction I can – Feel it sicken – Slowly but surely I am – Turning page by page – Day by day – I am writing my own – Obituary” and so it starts, to which he builds and ends wonderfully.

What I Didn’t:

If I had anything to really say, it’s not that I didn’t like it, but more that there was no break at all. There are no “feel-good” moments. Any laugh is from cynicism not humor. As such, I had to read it in two stretches, because my mind needed a break.

My Overall Score:

4.5/5 stars – there were some misspellings but not enough to really pause the reading (1/4 star), I wanted a little break or two in there (1/4 star), even section headings would have given me a pause, at times I felt almost tied to the front of a train and a slowing or pausing (as I seemed unable to stop myself from hurtling down the tracks) would have been a good reprieve. It has a perfect cover for the content and the perfect size as well.

My Final Thoughts:

Recommended for those who like dark, gritty modern poetry that speaks directly to depression and self-loathing (which I like reading as I myself struggle with these issues).


Book Review – That’s Not Poetry by J. Warren Welch

J. Warren’s Instagram: @j.warren.welch

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I read this book in paperback. This is a unsolicited review.


What I Loved:

I found Mr. Welch over on Instagram and immediately his work spoke to me. Upon realizing he had a book… two in fact, I ran over to Amazon and purchased this first one. At first, when I pulled it out of the box I was like, this is a big one! But even at nearly 300 pages, it still felt just right in length.

J. focuses on love, hatred, social media, religious hypocrisy, lust, and self-hatred coated in arrogance. I know a book is a sure-fire favorite when I pull out my pen and start writing in it. Furiously circling, underlining, and highlighting. I felt I had to restrain myself because I wanted to mark up nearly every page.

Speaking of pages… the publisher did an amazing job formatting the book. It’s very pleasing to the eye, utilizing full-bleed background tints on some pages, such as all grey or straight black with white lettering. These ‘little’ touches helped the book stand out from the rest. The font was perfect for the content. And, being it was Amazon, who is known for poorer quality printing, the paper is thin and somewhat see-through, I was still pleasantly surprised Amazon managed to actually print a great quality book for once. It felt great in the hand.

What I Didn’t:

There was nothing I didn’t love about this collection. It currently sits on my shelf, read-through several times, my now-favorite book of poetry.

My Favorite Bits:

(Many of the pieces are unnamed so I will have to go by page number.)

The section names are so clever, especially once you start reading what’s in there: We Can Be Monsters, Open Book, Atonement, All This Animated Worm Food, Somewhere Between, Undefeated.

Pg 14 – “it never feels freaky or filthy when we do all those wonderful things we do to each other It just feels like making love”

Pg 18 – “… I was never a man worth having until she gave me the freedom to be myself…”

Pg 172 – “the line between being honest and being an asshole is a very fine line indeed You are just a fucking asshole Stop trying to pretend it is a virtue”

And the poem Undefeated on page 248 – damn, so good… ends with “you are undefeated not because you never lose but because every time you do you choose to become a better version of you”

My Overall Score:

5 stars – doesn’t get any better than this, the formatting and editing is perfect, the cover is attractive and engaging, the length is just right, there are no slow spots or gratuitous sections, excellent flow.

My Final Thoughts:

This is exactly what I love about short, modern pieces. While I typically prefer longer poems, Mr. Welch is able to pack a punch with each deep thought he lays down. Thoughts that many of us identify with. He’s got the perfect mixture of in-your-face rough (and unashamed) love, arrogant self-realization and introspection which remains honest (good, bad or ugly) and witty sarcasm.

Highly recommended to those who appreciate short modern poetry that is unafraid to pierce fragile reality. Contains plenty of cussing, but not without premise. Now I’m off to order his second book…


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~tara caribou

Book Review – Lazy and Writing Wild by Jon Perry

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I read this book in paperback. This is a unsolicited review.


What I Loved:

I enjoy Jon’s style and voice. Artistic whimsy perhaps would be the best way to describe it. The 190-page book is broken down into nine sections, my personal favorites being “The Rain” and “Two the Moon”, followed by “Wild Song Book” for its originality in a book of poems.

The book is what I consider to be a “perfect length” for a book of poetry. There’s enough there to really get a feel for the writer and their abilities and message without becoming a full-length novel, so it feels good to sit with it and read without feeling burdened. It felt good in the hand, with a silky matte finish and an interesting cover.

Inside felt much like an Instagram book. Drawn art, photos, short-and-sweet, along with multi-page pieces. By about page 30, I was really enjoying myself and fully engaged. I very much like Jon’s poetry and art. It’s meaningful even when sometimes it’s silly. The Rain and Fire sections had several very sweet love poems which I thoroughly enjoyed.

What I Didn’t:

The first thing I do when I get a book is look at the outside cover, front and back, and feel the weight and paper. Then I flip the book, rather quickly for first impressions. The first thing I noticed was inconsistency, various fonts, sizes, placement. Formatting is just as important as the message and I wasn’t happy to see it at first glance.

However, as I settled down to actually read the book, I found by around page 30-ish that I didn’t mind the formatting of this particular book so much. It was a distraction (on a few pieces in particular especially) but one I could overlook because it somehow also felt cohesive. As I mentioned above, once taking into account the Instagram-nature of the artist, I could really start to enjoy myself.

I did notice a few grammar/spelling errors but, while they caused a pause, I was able to continue reading without it disrupting me much.

My Overall Score:

4 stars

(loss of a full star for awkward formatting and some stumbling in the flow due to that)

My Final Thoughts:

Mr. Perry, known as “Cargo Ship Poet” on Instagram, is one of my favorite IG poets. I never know what I’m going to read when his name rolls through my feed. Sometimes gooey, sometimes silly, sometimes a bit dark, always good. After warming up to his style in print form, I went on to really enjoy his book for what it is instead of through the lens of my “ideals”. His art and photos were engaging and fun and the poetry was what I have come to expect from him: deeper than it appears at first glance and touching to my humanity. I recommend his book to those who like whimsical, non-structured modern poetry with an artistic flair.


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~tara caribou

A FINAL NOTE ON REVIEWS: it may seem that I am harsh on many writers for their editing, formatting, grammar, punctuation, etc. I do so unapologetically. First, because this is a review not a popularity contest. Second, because honest criticism should help us grow as artists.

The fact of the matter is, these things MATTER. A mathematician must use his tools and use them correctly to be an effective mathematician. A surgeon cannot simply say, “I know I can’t sew the wound closed but at least I could remove the appendix or whatever that thing is called.” Same with writers. We can’t claim to be writers yet refuse to use proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation. We can’t claim to be a photographer just because we know how to push the button on the camera (or phone). There’s an art to it.

So while I may appreciate the artist as a person and their words, I believe that it does us all a disservice to claim that lower quality editing is okay, whether in word, deed, or omission of criticism. Instead: believe in yourself! Believe in the power of your words! Put the effort into being the very best you can be. Ask for help. Grow and learn.

“The Year That Stole the Light Away” poetry by Brandon White

Today is the release day for Brandon White’s debut poetry collection, The Year That Stole the Light Away.

From the back: A remarkable journey through the depths of grief, heartbreak, and the first awkward footfalls back to a life rendered unrecognizable, yet budding with hope.

White guides us through a shared inevitability, offering a hand that we might navigate the darkness together and find our way back to something that resembles home.


In paperback at: lulu, Barnes & Noble, or Amazon, or directly from Brandon on his website.

As an eBook at: Kindle.

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©️2019 | Brandon White

Book Review – The Lonely Young and the Lonely Old by Tim Miller

The Lonely Young and the Lonely Old book

Tim’s blog: Human Pages

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I read this book via my e-reader. This is an unsolicited review.


What I Loved:

Here we have a collection of short stories all about loneliness. Whether the young child or the widower. The loneliness found in mental illness, age, intelligence, loss, or feeling misunderstood.

Each piece from the first half of the book reads like the inner monologue of the individual. The second half is the musings of the human condition through an unnamed narrator.

Every story was unique and I could feel the loneliness in every line. The length of the book felt just right and the title perfectly sums up what you’ll find inside.

What I Didn’t:

My only real complaint, which is really quite minor, is that the formatting of the e-book was a little off. It didn’t make it unreadable, simply that it detracted (or distracted) from moving the stories along with inconsistent spacing.

My Favorite Bits:

Holy Dread – a delusional man tries to make sense of his confusing life

Flew Away For Number Three – a very young child processes the loss of their father

Games Old Men Play – an older gentleman declines after the loss of his wife but develops a crush on another woman he’s never met

Adult Conversation – a young child listens carefully to the conversation his parents have during his birthday dinner, he decides some secrets are best not shared

Truthfully I liked every story but here were just four of them.

My Overall Score:

4.75/5 stars

(1/4 loss for odd e-book formatting)

My Final Thoughts:

I really appreciated Mr. Miller’s thoughtful take on loneliness. While not providing any answers, he still manages to help one feel a little less alone. Highly recommended to those who enjoy short stories which feel a bit autobiographical and very real.


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